DAILY GOOPSLOP ◎

61 GOOPSLOPS UPLOADED SINCE JULY 2025

Sep 23, 2025

Island Stamps #18

Sep 22, 2025

Island Stamps #17

Sep 21, 2025

Island Stamps #16

Sep 20, 2025

Island Stamps #15

Sep 19, 2025

Island Stamps #14

Sep 18, 2025

Island Stamps #13

Sep 17, 2025

Island Stamps #12

Sep 16, 2025

Island Stamps #11

Sep 15, 2025

Island Stamps #10

Sep 14, 2025

Island Stamps #9

Sep 13, 2025

Island Stamps #8

Sep 12, 2025

Island Stamps #7

Sep 11, 2025

Island Stamps #6

Sep 10, 2025

Island Stamps #5

Sep 9, 2025

Island Stamps #4

Sep 8, 2025

Island Stamps #3

Sep 7, 2025

Island Stamps #2

Sep 6, 2025

Island Stamps #1

Sep 5, 2025

Have Fun #3

Sep 4, 2025

Have Fun #2

Sep 3, 2025

Have Fun #1

Sep 2, 2025

Pokemon Look Book #5

Sep 1, 2025

Pokemon Look Book #4

Aug 31, 2025

Pokemon Look Book #3

Aug 30, 2025

Pokemon Look Book #2

Aug 29, 2025

Pokemon Look Book #1

Aug 28, 2025

Last Day In Office #2

Aug 27, 2025

Last Day In Office #1

Aug 26, 2025

Squirtle Study #6

Aug 25, 2025

Squirtle Study #5

Aug 24, 2025

Squirtle Study #4

Aug 23, 2025

Squirtle Study #3

Aug 22, 2025

Squirtle Study #2

Aug 21, 2025

Squirtle Study #1

Aug 20, 2025

Stadia #4

Aug 19, 2025

Stadia #3

Aug 18, 2025

Stadia #2

Aug 17, 2025

Stadia #1

Aug 16, 2025

Man At Desk #4

Aug 15, 2025

Man At Desk #3

Aug 14, 2025

Man At Desk #2

Aug 13, 2025

Man At Desk #1

Aug 12, 2025

Man

Aug 11, 2025

Super Duper iPhone! #4

Aug 10, 2025

Super Duper iPhone! #3

Aug 9, 2025

Super Duper iPhone! #2

Aug 8, 2025

Super Duper iPhone! #1

Aug 7, 2025

Cheers From Home #3

Aug 6, 2025

Cheers From Home #2

Aug 5, 2025

Cheers From Home #1

Aug 4, 2025

Heart City #3

Aug 3, 2025

Heart City #2

Aug 2, 2025

Heart City #1

Aug 1, 2025

GoopGolf

Jul 31, 2025

St. Bart #4

Jul 30, 2025

St. Bart #3

Jul 29, 2025

St. Bart #2

Jul 28, 2025

St. Bart #1

Jul 27, 2025

Liquidity Maps #4

Jul 26, 2025

Liquidity Maps #3

Jul 25, 2025

Liquidity Maps #2

Jul 24, 2025

Liquidity Maps #1

Roma Ct

beautiful things happening.

Medium Acrylic and mixed media on canvas

Size 914 × 1219mm (36" × 48")

Year 2024

Price $1999

GDP +10

flags become paintings when nobody salutes.

Medium Acrylic and mixed media on canvas

Size 914 × 914mm (36" × 36")

Year 2024

Price $2222

Plane Post

posts from the plane. cloud floats free while we stay gridlocked.

Medium Acrylic and mixed media on canvas

Size 914 × 610mm (36" × 24")

Year 2024

Price $1999

Breer

longing.

Medium Acrylic and mixed media on canvas

Size 1524 × 1016mm (60" × 40")

Year 2024

Price $2222

Oceanic Plate

brotherhood reveals itself in yellow pools. what was i thinking?

Medium Acrylic and mixed media on canvas

Size 914 × 610mm (36" × 24")

Year 2024

Price $550

CV

Solo Exhibitions

2024. "ROI on Unconditional Love" - WeWork (Hot Desk #47, 3rd Floor)
2023. "Disrupting Bedtime: A Post-Naptime Manifesto" - Soho House Bathroom Queue
2022. "10x-ing Your Child's Emotional Bandwidth" - Peter Thiel's Pool House
2021. "Exit Liquidity for Helicopter Parents" - Clubhouse Room (17 Listeners Peak)

Group Exhibitions

2024. "Seed Round Trauma: When Daddy's Not a Limited Partner" - Y Combinator Rejection Pile
2023. "Smart Contracts for Tooth Fairy Transactions" - OpenSea Delisted Collection
2022. "KPIs for Kindergarten: Measuring What Matters" - McKinsey Daycare Center
2021. "The Attention Economy of Peek-a-Boo" - TikTok House (Evicted)

Publications

2024. "Why I'm Raising My Kids Like a SPAC" - Medium (12 Claps)
2023. "Gamifying Potty Training with NFT Rewards" - Failed Kickstarter Campaign
2022. "My Toddler's First Pitch Deck" - LinkedIn Post (3 Reactions, All From Mom)
2021. "Disrupting the Pacifier Industry" - Substack (4 Paid Subscribers, All Related)

Residencies

2024. Marc Andreessen's Backyard - "Why Playgrounds Need Disruption"
2023. Effective Altruism House - "Optimizing Diaper Changes for Maximum Utils"
2022. Miami Crypto Week Airbnb - "DeFi for Dependent Minors"
2021. Parents' Basement - "Ongoing Performance Art Piece About Failure to Launch"